Yours truly,
The Whale.
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Hello. I’ve heard you’ve been invalidating a male character’s past straight relationships in order to make your slash ship sale. 

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A character can identify as completely monosexual and only attracted to men and can still have had a completely real, completely valid relationship with a woman in the past because the idea that everyone has the exact same sexual identity from birth to the grave is bullshit.