Signed,
Yours truly,
The Whale.
Background Illustrations provided by: http://edison.rutgers.edu/
Reblogged from notfuckingcishet  34,606 notes

notfuckingcishet:

goodluckdetective:

*knocks on your door*

Hello. I’ve heard you’ve been invalidating a male character’s past straight relationships in order to make your slash ship sale. 

Could I interest you on the subject of bisexuality.

It’s free! It’s friendly! It’s perfectly workable with canon! It stops misogynistic fic tropes in order to slash ship in it’s tracks.

Invest in bisexuality today!

Bonus: Buy today and receive a free addition of pansexuality for no extra fee!

And if all else fails, try our new product Sexuality is fluid and won’t always be the same someone’s entire goddamn life.

A character can identify as completely monosexual and only attracted to men and can still have had a completely real, completely valid relationship with a woman in the past because the idea that everyone has the exact same sexual identity from birth to the grave is bullshit.