May 2013
astrozombina:
oh my god im an adult when did that happen? the musical
featuring the hit song: “why are all my friends having babies?”
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
squidnship:
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
There’d be dragons everywhere. Dragons have to eat. We’d all be dead.
we’d arrange sacrifices of humans
starting with you
“One of the strongest taboos in Vulcan culture is making uninvited physical...”
– (via first—officer—spock)
hungarian:
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
witchlingfumbles:
jadedgalvanizer:
timelordsatan:
ambular-d:
pumpkinlessidjit:
i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid
and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth
and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love
“no”
ANABIEL
LOOK IT UP
IT GOT BETTER
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
You: ME.
You: BYEEEE
homleschapel:
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
zeldalise:
oh my god I just realized something okay
so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents
I am actually giving you my two cents in every post
methlabrador:
[tour guide voice] now if i could direct you to your left. then to your right. bring it back now yall
