While talking about dieting:

• Me: yea, it takes awhile for your stomach to shrink back
• Savannah: it's not a shrinking back thing. it's that my metabolism has slowed down. i don't think i've eaten this little since i was in elementary school. my stomach hasn't been that small since i was like four feet tall.
• me: ...aren't you still four feet tall
• Savannah: fuck you
• Me: <3
• Savannah: i've grown a whole foot, thank you very much <3
• Me: suurree

• -average conversation between two fangirls-
• One: omfg i know omg
• Two: omg yes omg esdrftgydhjnfe
• One: i;m crying omg sigh life omg
• Two: esdrftqgyhjd what omg ygqhsjd
• One: this is perf what omg killing me
• Two: scREAMs

• Savannah: Maxxie you're my favorite so hardcore i just love you
• Me: ?
• Savannah: this character. i love him so much.
• Me: i thought you were talking about my dog and i was like uh.. he's sleeping so
• Savannah: oh no. rofl
• Me: I'm not sure how hardcore that is but.. alright then =]
• Savannah: hahahaha
• Me: "Is David Tennant gay?" -Spencer.
• Savannah: this character is perfect though
• Me: The things he texts me sometimes
• Savannah: he's a beautiful gay dancer
• Me: HAHAH
• Savannah: he's British
• Me: oh god this paragraph

• Me: ...why do I have an email from Obama
• Savannah: haha
• Me: No, seriously lol
• Savannah: I know, I'm just still laughing.
• Me: " Barack Obama: Title: Before I speak tonight..."
• Me: o.o Should I mention now that I forgot about the state of the union address
• Savannah: :|
• Me: and I didn't watch it lol
• Savannah: I should check my email. Lol I didn't, either.
• Me: I TOTALLY FORGOT. Man, I'm a loser.
• Savannah: Yuuuup
• Me: I'll read up on it later.
• Savannah: I'll watch whatever Jon Stewart says on it, lol
• Me: I'VE GOT ONE FROM MICHELLE TOO?
• WHAT THE FUCK
• SO POPULAR
• Savannah: WHEN DID YOU AND THE OBAMAS BECOME BESTIES?
• Me: I DON'T KNOOWWW
• ALL I DID WAS WISH HER HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS I DIDN'T KNOW IT MEANT SO MUCH TO THEM
• Me: and she gave me a link to her twitter account. damn gurl
• Savannah: lol
• Me: JOE BIDEN YOU GET OUT OF MY INBOX
• Savannah: HAHAHAHAHA
• Me: FUCK YOU I GOT AN EMAIL FROM THE OBAMAS
• Me: and i got an email from the senator of maryland lol
• Savannah: jesus christ woman
• Me: I should check my inbox more often.