Tuesday, January 29, 2013

I just ate an entire bag of Goldfish and I am so not sorry.

Monday, November 12, 2012

WHO PUT THE BAG OF POTATOES ON TOP OF THE BREAD

DAD I KNOW IT WAS YOU

WHYYYYY

Friday, October 26, 2012
My fortune was blank… #whatdoesitmean #fortune #cookie #chinese #food

My fortune was blank… #whatdoesitmean #fortune #cookie #chinese #food

Monday, April 23, 2012

While talking about dieting:

  • Me: yea, it takes awhile for your stomach to shrink back
  • Savannah: it's not a shrinking back thing. it's that my metabolism has slowed down. i don't think i've eaten this little since i was in elementary school. my stomach hasn't been that small since i was like four feet tall.
  • me: ...aren't you still four feet tall
  • Savannah: fuck you
  • Me: <3
  • Savannah: i've grown a whole foot, thank you very much <3
  • Me: suurree
Friday, February 17, 2012 Friday, February 3, 2012
My family keeps putting things I like in places I can&#8217;t reach.

My family keeps putting things I like in places I can’t reach.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Boyfriend brought over food.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

(Source: leilockheart)

zerokart:

kittensnacks:

Mini Chocolate Oreo Cakes. &amp;recipe here.

OH MY GOD.

hnnngg

zerokart:

kittensnacks:

Mini Chocolate Oreo Cakes. &recipe here.

OH MY GOD.

hnnngg

Sunday, September 11, 2011