I wonder if nuns have cross shaped vibrators
because if you’re going to get one
and you’re a nun
you might as well.
- Me: oh my god
- my phone is like a fucking needy girlfriend
- who is also a whore
- cumbermybatch: LOL
- me: and my computer is like the steady boyfriend that she doesn't appreciate
- like i just had to unplug and replug the charger cord 5 times before it accepted it
- like my computer was like yay! iphone! and my iphone was like FUCK YOU I'M NOT CHARGING
- cumbermybatch: lol
- Me: I get it, IPhone, Computer doesn't 'stick it in' the way you like it. But you need to deal with it for now.
- cumbermybatch: lol
- I love you
- Me: ...why do I have an email from Obama
- Savannah: haha
- Me: No, seriously lol
- Savannah: I know, I'm just still laughing.
- Me: " Barack Obama: Title: Before I speak tonight..."
- Me: o.o Should I mention now that I forgot about the state of the union address
- Savannah: :|
- Me: and I didn't watch it lol
- Savannah: I should check my email. Lol I didn't, either.
- Me: I TOTALLY FORGOT. Man, I'm a loser.
- Savannah: Yuuuup
- Me: I'll read up on it later.
- Savannah: I'll watch whatever Jon Stewart says on it, lol
- Me: I'VE GOT ONE FROM MICHELLE TOO?
- WHAT THE FUCK
- SO POPULAR
- Savannah: WHEN DID YOU AND THE OBAMAS BECOME BESTIES?
- Me: I DON'T KNOOWWW
- ALL I DID WAS WISH HER HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS I DIDN'T KNOW IT MEANT SO MUCH TO THEM
- Me: and she gave me a link to her twitter account. damn gurl
- Savannah: lol
- Me: JOE BIDEN YOU GET OUT OF MY INBOX
- Savannah: HAHAHAHAHA
- Me: FUCK YOU I GOT AN EMAIL FROM THE OBAMAS
- Me: and i got an email from the senator of maryland lol
- Savannah: jesus christ woman
- Me: I should check my inbox more often.
So someone just tried to break into my friend’s apartment …
;_; DO YOU? DO YOOUU??
get out of town
That awkward moment when you think of something odd/dirty in public then really hope there isn’t a telepath in the room
ALL THE TIME.
Except when I secretly hope there is a telepath in the room, just for the lulz.
the bible has the worst fandom ever
they can’t really help it
a lot of established canon from season one was totally ignored in season two