I took this weeks ago when I was #gardening and I still don’t know #what it is. #pod? #isthisafuckingbugshelliswear
Anonymous asked: I just want to point out to you that the ship on "no race but the human race" never made it out of the harbor and that while it's a nice idea, it's a trite one and means nothing. Maybe in 100 years it won't matter, but we're not there yet, and pretending it doesn't matter make it harder to make people understand that it does.
It’s not a trite idea that doesn’t matter, it’s a fact. All humans are decedents from our mitochondrial ‘eve’ from about 200,000 years ago. It doesn’t mean nothing, it’s very important.
amazingxjessica asked: Hello, how are you?
I’m alright. How about yourself?
(Source: tylerdrrdn)
Does the #weather know that it’s #October? It’s #80 degrees. #What. (Taken with Instagram)
Mitt Romney said that his favorite tv show was Modern Family. What.
Mitt, are you sure that’s your favorite show?
Are you sure that’s your favorite show when you’re that much of an asshole?
- me: *answers door*
- guy: hi *something about home repairs*
- me: No.
- guy: So hey, this is crazy
- guy: but I just met you and... do you want to go to this party with me?
- me: No.

